i was standing in line on Monday to fill a prescription and the lady who was being helped either had a whole lot of questions or liked to talk because she was taking forever. i was eating some cheese rice cakes and just as i'd put one with alot of cheese dust in my mouth, i heard someone say in my ear, "good grief! U think she's asking about all the medications behind the counter?" of course, like i said i had just placed a dusty rice cake in my mouth, so i didn't want to bust out laughing because it wouldna been pretty - it was the lady behind me and she was also wondering y the hell it was taking so bloody long...we laughed and i was able to not blow a cheese cloud in her face.
anyhoo, finally the lady being helped was done and it was my turn and of course, there was a problem. long story short, the lady behind me walked up and started talking to the attendant too, so i said, "oh, so now u just going to cut in front of me???" she responded with something witty, we laughed and started talking a little. i was in the grocery so i was using the handy dandy motorized cart and when she said something about laughing and making reference to what was wrong with me, i said, "yes, well in my situation i have to laugh sometimes." i shared that i had MS and then she shared that she was there for her epilepsy medication because "watching a seizure just a'int no fun. I've never actually seen it but so i've heard. MS...i really don't know which one's worse." I couldn't agree more...i told her about my mother's theory that if we were allowed to put all our diseases in a barrel and pick out another, we would reach in and pick the same one we initially put in. Diseases! they're ALL WRETCHED!
so after i didn't get my prescription, i go to my car and as i'm walking to it, i realize "ah shit! the car next to me on my side is kinda close (there were no handicapped spots when i got there so the spot i was in didn't have the extra space i'm used to). i knew i wouldn't be able to open my door all the way and i NEED that. i was actually able to open my door halfway without banging it against the car (okay good, that's one step) but try as i might, i couldn't get my left foot into my car! GREAT! luckily for me the driver was sitting in the car still, so i had to get her attention and ask her to reverse a little, just so that i could open my door all the way, get my foot in and be on my way. of course, i had to laugh at myself...couldn't help it.
happy happy joy joy...fun times with Stacey!
anyhoo, finally the lady being helped was done and it was my turn and of course, there was a problem. long story short, the lady behind me walked up and started talking to the attendant too, so i said, "oh, so now u just going to cut in front of me???" she responded with something witty, we laughed and started talking a little. i was in the grocery so i was using the handy dandy motorized cart and when she said something about laughing and making reference to what was wrong with me, i said, "yes, well in my situation i have to laugh sometimes." i shared that i had MS and then she shared that she was there for her epilepsy medication because "watching a seizure just a'int no fun. I've never actually seen it but so i've heard. MS...i really don't know which one's worse." I couldn't agree more...i told her about my mother's theory that if we were allowed to put all our diseases in a barrel and pick out another, we would reach in and pick the same one we initially put in. Diseases! they're ALL WRETCHED!
so after i didn't get my prescription, i go to my car and as i'm walking to it, i realize "ah shit! the car next to me on my side is kinda close (there were no handicapped spots when i got there so the spot i was in didn't have the extra space i'm used to). i knew i wouldn't be able to open my door all the way and i NEED that. i was actually able to open my door halfway without banging it against the car (okay good, that's one step) but try as i might, i couldn't get my left foot into my car! GREAT! luckily for me the driver was sitting in the car still, so i had to get her attention and ask her to reverse a little, just so that i could open my door all the way, get my foot in and be on my way. of course, i had to laugh at myself...couldn't help it.
happy happy joy joy...fun times with Stacey!
I had to laugh at your cheese puff dust cloud description. Nice job keeping it to yourself!
ReplyDeleteI'll never be able to eat a cheese rice cake again without laughing and imagining the cheese cloud!
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